Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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