fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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