i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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