it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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