Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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