This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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