what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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