Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
