On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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