so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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