Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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