she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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