Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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