if only i could text you this smell
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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