alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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