i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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