trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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