I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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