So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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