I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?