I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
be right there i have to get my cape
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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