i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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