Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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