we have officially lost it.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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