Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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