Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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