Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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