I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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