i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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