Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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