I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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