i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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