My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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