you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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