Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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