i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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