Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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