I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I party with great urgency now.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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