i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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