So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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