FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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