nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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