we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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