never play flip cup with pint glasses
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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