I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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