I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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