are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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