either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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