My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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