are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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