can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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