very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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