Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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