you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
there was a trapeze. enough said
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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