He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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