Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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