I CAN MOONWALK!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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