This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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